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NEW! CodeNameKylo builds websites so fast your modem starts sweating.

Services (totally real)

  • Websites with buttons that go click.
  • Apps that do app things. Responsibly.
  • SaaS platforms with dashboards so pretty they cause envy.
  • Integrations that duct-tape your tools together like a pro.
  • SEO so your site doesn’t live in witness protection.
  • AI because it’s 2025 and everyone must say it at least once.

Portfolio Highlights

Project: WebVisor 2000 (Ultra Edition)
Status: EXTREMELY ONLINE
Feature: Tracks clicks, scrolls, vibes, probably thoughts
Project: “This is not a toy agency” Landing Page
Tech: HTML + CSS + pure audacity
class="sticker"> Project: Mega Dashboard Deluxe™
Warning: May cause stakeholders to say “wow” unironically

Pricing (very official)

Basic Website: R9,999.99 (plus emotional support)
Serious Website: R14,999.99 (includes extra pixels)
Full SaaS: R49,999.99 (comes with a complimentary “we need to scale” panic)

Terms: 50% deposit, 50% when you stop changing the logo. Deal.

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